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No. 644
I started writing this shortly before this site went down and kind of lost interest in sharing it when it did, so unfortunately it's not finished, but I do plan on completing it. I'm posting a third chapter that wasn't posted at the time.

Summary: A young lad is hired on to work for a famous treasure-hunter, and gets more experience from the job than he could have ever imagined.

Lara Croft Is My Guvnor (FM, Fm1st, Lara Croft, various straight sex and voyeurism)

Chapter 1

Winston Smith walked out to the pool area with a tray of iced tea in his hands. He hated going outside on hot days like this, especially since he always wore his stuffy butler's suit. Lara greeted him with a smile as she laid in a lounge chair, soaking up the sun in nothing more than a small white bikini and sunglasses.
"Thank you Winston," Lara said as her butler set the tray on the table beside her and she grabbed a glass.
Winston regarded the view around the pool. The whole area was a mess, with pool accessories and toys scattered all over the deck area. The surface of the pool was littered with leaves and stray paper and plastic items that had blown in on the wind.
"Have you finally given some thought about hiring new help for the pool, Miss Croft?" he asked.
"I know," Lara said with a bit of frustration. "I just haven't had the time lately," she said as she took another sip from her iced tea.
"Hmmm," Winston said, casting a slow glance at Lara as she sipped and sighed, stretching out her gleaming body under the hot sun.
"Yes, well, I've made note of the requirements for the pool maintenance, and I believe that we can satisfy them and do a little good for the community at the same time."
"What do you mean?" Lara asked as she lifted her sunglasses up from her eyes and gave Winston a questioning look.
"I've read about a student program whereby the government gives a young student a modest bursary for taking on work offered around the community. I know we're some distance away from town, but we would qualify."
"Hmm, so what exactly would we be doing?" Lara asked.
"We would simply put out an ad specifying that our intention is to hire for the student program, and hope that someone answers," Winston said. "Some simple forms to fill out for the student and for us to sign, nothing more."
"Hm, sounds simple. If the government is paying for it, does that mean it costs us nothing?" Lara asked with a smile.
"I suppose. It is considered simple volunteer work, meant to give a young lad or lady their first work experience, but if you please, we can offer something to the student as well. Besides the cost being negligible, I imagine we would have less of a security issue hiring a young student. The background checks wouldn't amount to very much for someone of 13 or 14 years of age, after all," Winston said with a hint of a smile.
"Haha! Yes, I suppose you're right! Well, it sounds like a good idea," Lara said thoughtfully. "I would rather be regarded as a generous employer though. Let's add something to spice up that government bursary. Go ahead and put..."
"I've already put in an ad in today's local newspaper. Hopefully we'll hear something soon," Winston said.
"Oh. Well thank you, Winston!" Lara said with surprise as she put her sunglasses back down and reclined back in her lounge chair, sipping her drink.
"You're welcome, Miss Croft," Winston said. "Would you like anything else?"
"No, I'm fine, thank you."
"Very well. Enjoy your day," Winston said as he turned and walked back inside, thankful to get out of the sun.

Charles couldn't believe his luck when his mother told him about the ad in the local paper. He had some experience helping out his older sister who maintained a community center's pool, and he needed some money for the summer so that he could join his friends on their outings, which usually involved spending a lot of pocket money.
A kind sounding older man answered his phone call and after the gentleman had a short conversation with him and his mother, Charles was told the job was his. He woke up early the next day, bid his mother a good morning and went out on his bike up the road until he reached the posh areas near the edge of town that were dotted with vast expanses of forests, fields and the odd mansion.
After a half-hour ride up and down hills and down a long road, he finally reached the address. It wasn't an easy ride for a boy like him. Charles had a small, somewhat skinny build, and he wasn't used to such a hard bike ride. He usually kept to the streets around his home. His blue eyes showed weariness and his scruffy blond bangs clung to his forehead with sweat. He turned up the open driveway and looked around in wonder at the rich property. Charles rode up the cul-de-sac and dragged his bike up the numerous steps until he reached the large mansion doors. He pressed a buzzer and waited.
"Hello?" A female voice answered.
"It's me, Charles. I'm here about the summer job," he said.
"Oh, I forgot all about you! I'll be right there," the voice answered.
Charles waited a minute and turned to look over the grounds of the mansion. The landscaping was beautiful and the long driveway was lined with statues and ornate street lamps.
The door opened behind him and he turned to greet his new employer. The first thing he saw were the swelling curves of buxom cleavage right at eye level, and his gaze lingered for a moment before he was forced to tear his eyes away, only to be captivated by the prettiest face he had ever seen smiling down at him.
"Charles, so nice to meet you! I'm Lara. Welcome to my home!" she said, extending her hand.
"I'm Charles," he said, offering her a weak handshake. "I mean, I guess you know that! You just said my... I mean... I already told you my... you know," he said, very awkwardly.
Inside he cursed himself. She was staggeringly beautiful. Her features were smooth and beautifully proportioned. There was something familiar about her and her name, as if he had seen her someplace before, but he couldn't think where at the moment. He was far too distracted by her beauty. As she smiled, her deep brown eyes sparkled and her cheeks dimpled in the most adorable way. She had the look of a model, and her body was just as beautiful as Charles took a quick glance up and down Lara's figure. Her body looked strong but very feminine and curvy. Her legs were long and her large breasts, slim waist and shapely hips gave her a perfect hourglass figure. Again, his eyes lingered for a moment on Lara's gorgeous, well-endowed chest. She was wearing a light grey tank top, and the v-neck exposed a generous amount of skin right in his face. Her smooth skin gleamed with a light sheen of sweat in the sunlight cast upon the doorway.
"Come inside, I'll show you around," Lara said as she turned and stepped back into the foyer. "Do you mind if I call you Charlie or do you prefer Charles?"
"Oh, either way is fine," Charles said, although he did prefer Charles as of late. He thought that Charlie was more of a nickname for a young boy, and having recently gained official status as a teenager, he preferred the more grown-up version. Except when it came to Lara. As far as he was concerned, she could call him whatever she fancied.
As Lara lead the way, Charles took the opportunity to stare unabashedly at Lara's ass. Her buns were perfectly toned and rounded. The seam in the back of her skin-tight spandex shorts ran snugly up between the cheeks of her ass, making it almost as satisfying as if he were seeing her in the nude. He also noted how long her chestnut brown hair was, as she wore a long braid that reached almost all the way down to the round, firm cheeks of her perfect ass.
"I thought I was going to be working for the man I spoke to yesterday," Charles said.
"Oh, that was Winston, my butler, who answered your ring. Funny, I think of him as so much more. He's been with my family for as long as I can remember. He's out on an errand right now, and I was just working out and completely forgot that you were to come by this morning. I apologize for my appearance. I haven't even showered yet," she said.
Charles couldn't imagine how stunning she must look when she actually did mind about her appearance.
"I'll give you the grand tour. This is the foyer, of course," she said, holding out her arms as she twirled around to face Charles again, forcing him to tear his eyes away from her swaying buttocks and look her in the eyes again.
He suddenly realized that there was an uncomfortable pressure growing in his trousers.
"Oh god, no!" He thought as he realized that he was starting to get an erection. Recently it seemed like he would get them for no reason at all. At the moment it didn't help that as Lara walked, twirled and motioned to various rooms down the hall, that her body bounced and sashayed in the most adorable way. She became very animated and it was obvious from her excitement that she loved showing off the treasures she surrounded herself with. Her ass flexed within those skin-tight shorts and her large tits jiggled and bounced against each other on her chest as if they were putting on a performance for Charlie's eyes. The young lad was seeing her from every angle, admiring her every curve, and even as he tried to think of something else, Lara continued to speak to him and demand his attention as she showed off her mansion and explained little details about the history of some urn or artifact, and how and where she came to find it. The mansion itself should have been enough to distract a curious boy like Charles, as it was an amazing meld of architecture and artifacts, but the mansion owner - she was stealing the show!
"Oh, I want you to see this!" Lara said, draping her arm around Charles' shoulders as they stopped in front of a painting. She was explaining something about how it was lost a century ago, and it belonged to her family, or was a portrait of her family. Exactly which, Charles wasn't quite sure, because Lara had wrapped her arm around him and leaned in, pointing her finger down his line of sight to draw his attention to some detail, and all he could think of was how her large breast was pressing against his shoulder. Add to that, the fact that as she pointed at the painting, she leaned down to meet his eye-level, and he could now see straight down her cleavage, which swelled out the front of her v-neck as she leaned against him. Charles' crotch was now sporting a hard lump of denim where he wished his flaccid, inconspicuous penis should have been.
"That's interesting," Charles said woodenly.
"Yes, I can't believe that-" Lara cut herself off. She realized from the tone of his voice that he really wasn't paying attention. "I'm boring you, aren't I?" she said, looking a bit embarrassed.
"No! No, I, um... it was a long bike ride over here and I just need to..."
"Oh, I'm sorry! The loo is just over this way," Lara said, leading the way.
Charles walked behind her with the crotch of his jeans bulging in the direction of her perfect ass. In those skintight shorts. The cheeks of her ass shifting and flexing with each step, one, then the other. Lara opened the door to the bathroom and as she turned Charles whizzed by her in a flash, startling her, but managing to get by her without her seeing his embarrassing condition.
"I'll just wait here for-" Lara said as her sentence was cut off by the loud thud of the bathroom door slamming shut. "Hmph," she huffed.
Inside the bathroom, Charles unzipped his trousers and dropped his underwear, sighing with relief as his erection sprung free.
"Bloody hell!" Charles said as he gripped his hard cock in his hand. "I don't think this is going away," he said. He looked back at the bathroom door behind him. Lara was just on the other side of it. That beautiful woman was waiting for him, and here he was, cock in hand. Just thinking about the fact that she was only a few feet away while he fondled himself made him throb even harder.
"Oh, frig!" he said as he moved towards the toilet and gripped his thick erection and began to stroke it. He thought of Lara's tits, and how her ass looked when she walked down the hall in front of him. Her beautiful face, smiling down at him. He envisioned that face looking up at him as she knelt before him. His cock rubbing against her plump lips. Her deep brown eyes gazing up at him with lust as her lips nibbled along his shaft, just like in the pornographic videos he would watch on his computer, working his way around the nanny software his parents had installed while his father was at work and his mother was busy with chores. In Charlie's imagination, Lara took him inside her mouth, brushed the stray sweaty bangs of her rich brown hair behind her ear, slurping along his shaft.
"Aaah!" Charles squeaked as his cock jerked hard, shooting out a stream of white all over the toilet seat. He closed his eyes and imagined that he was spurting all over the beautiful face of his new employer. He imagined that she lapped at his squirting cock just like the porn actresses he had seen, her tongue flicking all over his cock as he soaked her pretty smile, streaking her face with stream after stream of hot, white cum. He pumped it all out, until finally it was over and he saw the horrible mess he had made. He cleaned it up with some toilet paper and took a deep breath, before finally opening the bathroom door and meeting Lara in the hall again.
"All better now, Charlie?" she asked with a grin.
"Yes, thank you," he answered, almost embarrassed to look her in the eyes after having used her image in such a filthy fantasy.
She smiled at him again, with those pouty, perfect lips, and Charles smiled back. He had just finished fantasizing about those lips working on his erection and dripping with his cum. He felt a huge thrill at having masturbated to thoughts of this sexy woman even as she stood only a few feet away from him on the other side of the door. He wished that his fantasies could become reality, but Lara was a smart, beautiful woman who was far removed from his age and experience. He knew that fantasies were all he could ever hope for.
As Lara draped her arm casually around his shoulders and continued her tour, Charlie realized that in the not-too-distant future he would see her smiling face as she thanked him for a job well-done, and his reward would be simply her showing up at the pool for a dip in some kind of skimpy swimwear. He thought to himself that even though he would have to limit himself to his own fantasies, just seeing her every day to fuel those fantasies meant that he was really going to enjoy his first job.

(to be continued in Chapter 2)
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>> No. 3839
>>3829
Lol. Me too...and is I Freakaziod?
>> No. 3883
Hey Buttons! love the story, can you give us a weekly update as to how far you are done? This way we do not have to keep checking every few days. Keep up the good work! :D
>> No. 3894
I CAME LITRES! Incredifuckingly awesome update! Oh man, I came. Best story ever. Seriously.
>> No. 3936
This story is fucking epic.
>> No. 3956
When will there be moar oh glorious buttons?
This story is compelling and it uses one of my
favourite sexy characters.
Nice one..
>> No. 3961
the slow build up is fantastic, can't wait for chapter 7 :D
>> No. 3968
bravo
>> No. 3981
Buckets. Again.
>> No. 3989
>>3883
>>3956

I'd like to say that I'll have another update this weekend, but I won't make any guarantees. In other words, I likely wouldn't post anything until Saturday or Sunday at the earliest, so you won't have to check for an update until then.

>>3961
I'm glad you are liking it! There's an awful lot of tension being built up, and I was afraid more people would be asking for things to get going already, but I'm glad to see most of you are enjoying it!
>> No. 4015
>>3989
For me, the fact that there hasn't been any sex yet is why I love this story. And when the sex does come, it will be fantastic catharsis. Keep up the good work!
>> No. 4081
Sometimes, the best erotic literature leaves you shivering with antici
>> No. 4149
Bump.
>> No. 4159
Buttons, you are a god among men. Thank you for a long-awaited update, and may you give many more bringing joy not only to yourself but to others as well.


>>4081

*Reads through the awesome thread, and sees this post*

SAY IT.
SAY IT!
>> No. 4226
Its weekend again
>> No. 4284
b-b-b-b-bump
>> No. 4314
I'm not angry that you didn't post
moar by sunday.. Just dissapointed.
>> No. 4337
Patient Anon shall wait patiently... with the bluest of blue balls.
>> No. 4357
This belongs on page 0.
>> No. 4402
i demand moar
>> No. 4420
bump.
>> No. 4459
bump morar
>> No. 4496
bump
>> No. 4499
I've been <3 for Lara like ten years, although the games make me nauseous with their awful fucking design. Still, a boyhood fantasy still lives, thanks to one enterprising anon.

Do fucking want, big fucking thanks.
>> No. 4524
Jesus, I'm actually checking everyday. MOAR
>> No. 4543
bump
>> No. 4592
bump
>> No. 4603
Remember I said no promises about posting dates! But I'll try my best. I decided to post what I have so far instead of waiting to complete and piece together the whole chapter. Originally I was going to have Lara's party make up the bulk of chapter 7, but the scenario written up had to take place and I decided to put it in first. Lara's party is mostly written, by the way, so after I finish with this scenario I hopefully won't have too much to add before the party scene is posted, which will probably make up chapter 8. Anyway, on with the first part of chapter 7...


Chapter 7

As Charles rode his bicycle back home, he couldn't help but turn the events of the day over and over in his mind. It was the only thing he could think of. Lara's gleaming, oil-slicked skin on display, and him with permission to grope her freely! He thought fondly of how she had dragged her backside accidentally against his shorts-stretching erection, then how she had purposefully clamped his hands around the bulge of her breasts. She had even wanted him to rub oil on her buttocks, and even now he gritted his teeth in frustration as he remembered how his hesitation had cost him the opportunity. But why did she offer him those invitations? Charles wasn't sure what to think. Was Miss Croft just teasing him? He knew what that felt like, having had a number of girls at school tease him about touching their breasts after the whole Katie incident, but Lara wasn't being coy with her invitations. She had followed up on her offers. Then again, he thought, perhaps she really was just needing some innocent help with her sun-tanning and he was reading far too much into it. She was a confidant, older woman. Perhaps it was just a sign of her maturity that she paid no mind to the sexual overtones the day's task might have held, even if he did. Charles turned these thoughts over in his head, completely confused about what to think of his situation. He never imagined that he could hope to act on any sexual urges towards his beautiful employer, but now he wondered if perhaps there was some kind of opportunity that he could explore. His heart was racing and he wasn't sure if it was from the idea of it, or from the exertion of riding his bicycle. The throb of a stirring erection bothered him during his ride as he thought about the events of the day and time seemed to fly by as he arrived home sooner than he expected.
Charles dropped his bicycle in the back yard and went inside.
"Oh, how was work, Charlie?" his mother asked with a smile as he walked through the kitchen.
"Fine, mum," Charlie said, walking right by.
"Just fine?" she asked as she stirred a bowl of batter. "Hey, what's troubling you?" Alice asked as she saw that Charlie seemed preoccupied with his thoughts.
"Nothing! It was just the same as usual," he lied as kept on walking.
Alice's gaze followed her son out the door with a look of concern, before she sighed and turned her attention back to mixing her batter.
Charles bounded up the stairs and went into his bedroom, shutting the door behind him. He stood in the middle of his room for a moment, lost in thought. Lara was all he could think of. He quickly went to his computer and turned it on, then went over to his drawer where he had placed his little camera. The lens was like a tiny pinhole built into a round, black face that was no larger than a small coin, and it seemed to blend easily into the bundle of toy robots and old electronic bits, computer parts and cables he had spread out over his dresser. He had made a careful arrangement to hide most of the body of the device and it looked as inconspicuous as any of the other junk. He took the spy camera from the dresser and placed it beside his computer as he grabbed the mouse and immediately clicked his way into his secret folder, bringing up his favorite images of Lara Croft. Charles breathed deeply as he looked into the eyes of Lara's sexy, black-corseted portraits. She seemed to stare back at him with a naughty, seductive gaze. His face flushed as he felt his heart thump a little faster in his chest and he idly stroked his growing erection through his shorts. After a few moments of fantasizing about what he could have done that day if Lara was as willing as he was wanting, he growled in frustration at himself and forced his erotic thoughts from his mind as he closed the images. He had already masturbated once at the Croft mansion after he had finished oiling Lara's body, and he just started to feel more frustrated the more he thought about what did and didn't happen that day.
Charles plugged in the spy-camera and quickly bored himself as he loaded up the video of the desk he was sitting at now. He fast-forwarded through minute after minute of nothing but what looked like a still image. He clicked through to a later point in the video, and found nothing. Another click, and still nothing. A number of clicks yielded nothing of interest and he started to regret spending the money on the blasted thing. The shopkeeper had told him he'd be satisfied knowing one way or the other if his sister was snooping, but he now realized the only thing he wanted was proof that she was. If he got that proof, he imagined the look of shock on Emily's face when he revealed his spy-camera to her and his parents, showed them the video proof and explained that he deserved the respect and privacy that his older sister already enjoyed.
Then suddenly a light from an opening door moved across the video frame and Charlie's heart began to race as he watched his sister enter the video frame and sit in his chair as she turned on the computer.
"Yes!" he exclaimed to himself, clapping his hands together in glee.
Charles realized that this moment could have never come if he hadn't been making money working for Miss Croft. He also realized that it was his time helping his sister at the community center's pool that helped him get the job as well. He smiled wryly at this thought. To some degree, he even owed this moment of triumph to Jacob, whose bullying had attracted the attention of the generous shopkeeper. Charles was beside himself with joy, a broad smile on his lips and his dangling legs swinging excitedly from his chair.
Charlie's expression suddenly turned to one of horror as he noticed something in the video. The monitor of his computer was barely visible from the angle he had captured, but even then he could make out the skewed image of a naked couple popping up on the screen as Emily giggled. She continued clicking the mouse, bringing up one image after another of busty, nude women and what he recognized as some of the most hardcore pornographic images he had saved. Charles felt an uneasy feeling in his stomach and his heart now raced with fear, not triumph. His face flushed with embarrassment, not excitement.
"You randy little bastard!" Emily exclaimed in the video as she giggled at what Charlie knew was a picture of a cum-spattered woman sucking on a penis.
Charles wondered how he was going to maneuver around this development. He cursed at the fact that he wasn't able to protect his computer with a password. His parents didn't allow it, insisting that his computer be completely open to their scrutiny. Perhaps he could show the video up to the point that Emily turned on his computer, and edit out the rest, he thought to himself. At the very least he thought he could convince them to allow him a password that everyone but his sister would know. He focused his attention back to his monitor and gasped as he suddenly noticed something unexpected in the video. Emily had slid her hand up under her shirt and he could see that she was gently groping one of her breasts underneath the material. Charlie's mouth dropped open and watched, fascinated, as she appeared to slide her hand around the swell of her large breast. Then he noticed a small movement of her fingers. She was playing with her nipple. She clicked the mouse again and loaded up another pornographic photo and Charlie heard a barely audible sigh as her hand shifted to her other breast.
Charles was entranced by the sight. In one corner of his mind he knew that he should probably stop watching right now, but he was a typical, sexually curious young boy and even though the woman touching herself in the video was his big sister, there was no way he could resist watching it. Charles felt his cock throbbing to life once again and he allowed himself to touch his growing member just for a moment to adjust himself to a more comfortable position.
"Mmmhhh," Emily sighed as she continued clicking through his collection of photos.
Charlie saw her slump down in his chair as her hand left her breasts and slid down her stomach, slipping under the waistband of her blue jeans. Charlie exhaled sharply as he watched Emily's hips squirm in the chair while her hand dug down the front of the tight denim, pawing at her pussy.
Charles always thought his sister was a beautiful young woman. Her long blond hair turned heads wherever she went, and her body was slim and sexy. She never wore anything too revealing, but her skin-tight shirts did enough to show off her big, beautiful tits and her fit young body. She didn't have nearly the proportions that Lara had, but her curves were nonetheless alluring. Charlie sometimes found thoughts of his sister invading his mind during his masturbation sessions, but he always felt guilty about it and found a way to push them out of the way and replace them with some other muse. Lately that muse had been Lara Croft exclusively, but at that very moment he couldn't deny the idea of Emily as a sexual being, nor could he deny the urge to slip his own hand into his shorts. Charles slipped his hand in underneath his underwear and grabbed his swollen shaft, pumping himself. He thought about Lara's nude body covered in oil, her gorgeous round tits glistening in the bright sunlight... he saw his sister's hand working quickly in her jeans... he imagined his sister sunning herself, in the backyard, while he oiled her... he imagined grasping Emily's large tits, rolling them in his hands as he spread oil all over them... he imagined doing the same to Lara's even larger tits, and how his small hands could barely cup any of their impressive volume when she had encouraged him earlier that day...
Charles had gotten used to not having a lock on his door. He always knew when someone was coming up the stairs as they creaked loudly. The creaks in the hallway were a little fainter though, and he didn't hear them as tip-toeing feet approached his door and gently opened it.
Suddenly the door flung open and Charlie jumped in his seat and yelped in surprise, jerking his hand out from his shorts as he turned around in his chair.
"A-ha! I knew it! Wait 'til I tell mom that you like tossing off to porn on your-" Emily said, stopping short as she looked from her little brother's flushed face to the video on his computer monitor.
"What... what's that?" Emily said, pointing at the monitor, as she met Charlie's red-faced expression of fear with her own expression of shock and confusion.


(Chapter 7 to be continued)
>> No. 4609
>>4603

DOUBLE BLACKMAIL. Wait, no, TRIPLE BLACKMAIL. Caught jerking off to blackmail material which was his sister schlicking off to blackmail material that was hardcore porn on his computer. Yeah, think I got that right.

Well. That's not awkward at all. Well, not exactly like she's going to tell now, huh?
>> No. 4613
Epic
>> No. 4621
Don't ever leave us again, Buttons. ;_;

WE LOVE YOU, BUTTONS! WE LOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!
>> No. 4623
YEEEEEES! This is is building up to deliver greatness. Actually, it's been great all along.

>>4621
Second! You're amazing, Buttons!
>> No. 4632
holy shit blueballed by the internet

DO FUCKING WANT
>> No. 4656
You the man! When can I buy the hard-cover?
>> No. 4664
FUCKIN' HELL THIS IS AWESOME
MY GAWD YOU ARE A GENIUS
ALL HAIL!!
>> No. 4721
>>4603
If his sister is bi is she going to try to get Laura in a sibling sandwich?
>> No. 4741
i really really love this palce
>> No. 4806
bump,cause this is sweet like candy liquor
>> No. 4810
AS LONG AS THERE IS BLOOD IN MY VEINS, I WILL BUMP THIS TTTHHHRRREEEAAADDD!!!!!!!!!!!
>> No. 4826
do fucking want
>> No. 4847
This belongs on page 0.
>> No. 4867
Is that some incest I hear coming down the road?

I hopes it is.
>> No. 4872
OH SNAP!

Moar, for the sake of humanity moar!
>> No. 4888
epic.
>> No. 4895
DOO WAANNT!!! PPOOSSTTT NAAAAOOOO!!! PLOX!!! Also, BUMP FOR PWNAGE!!!
>> No. 4896
I almost bought a Tomb Raider game because of this fucking guy.

Goddamn it Buttons, you better keep kicking ass, or else I'll just have to shut the fuck up FUCK YOU FOR BEING GREAT, BUTTONS, FUCK YOU
>> No. 4900
>>4896
I've fapped to Tomb Raider concept art and still from the movies after reading this. Feels good man.
>> No. 4909
This story = WIN
Thanks Buttons your awsome :)
>> No. 4958
b-b-b-b-b-b-BUMP
>> No. 4963
fuck. i came white magma

also, MOAR
>> No. 4970
Its buttons here, since 4chan went down the interweb drain
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